I am fed up with Christians coming up and giving me their idols blessing. Their egotistical, maniachal manipulative scary God. Their is too much evidence mounted against the truth of the Bible.
The other day this crogley old lady on the verge of falling over cripled and unable to get up came up to me and told me I shouldn't smoke, it causes cancer, blah blah blah. Ok I know this. Leave me alone. Then she asks me if I know the Lord, and I say to her,
"Lady shit! Do I know the Lord, hell yeah I know the Lord, in fact we were once good pals in heaven but I had different plans than he did and he kicked me out."
She then reached her hand to my forehead attempting a prayer for me, I felt threatened and grabbed her by her wrist twisted it around behind her back and slammed her against the vehicle.
"This is a citizens arest. You have the right to shut the fuck up or die, if you say anything I will hurt you."
She screamed as I slammed her head against the window several times breaking her neck. Another dead useless Christian. Hooray!
(If you believe this really happened like this you might be a christian)
